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  “Not exactly.”

  “What ‘exactly’ are you doing? Last I heard you were being tried for theft,” I said.

  “She’s something, isn’t she?” he said, avoiding my question.

  “What’s the story, Jimmy?”

  He propped his chin on his fist, smiling at me with his eyes. “I’m retired. I sued the shit out of them ��� ten million bucks.”

  “You sued them?” I said. “What about the charges?”

  My reaction seemed to amuse him and I watched him shrug. “I was acquitted. That’s the way the system works. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you. I’d been on medical leave, collecting disability for job-related pain and stress. Next thing I know, there’s a bunch of us charged with conspiracy, money laundering, income tax evasion, God knows what else. They put us through hell and by the time I got from under that, all my benefits were cut and I was being asked to resign. Forget that. No way. I found a lawyer and filed suit.”

  “After you were cleared?”

  “Shit, yes. I’m not going to let them get away with that. The way they see it, I got off on a technicality. I was the only one acquitted, but I still did the whole nine yards the same as the others, so why am I being penalized twice? A jury said I was innocent.’

  “Were you?”

  “Of course not, but that’s not the point,” he said. “The prosecution had a shot at me and couldn’t make it stick, so now I’m off the hook. Doesn’t matter if I did it or not. Court says I’m clear, I’m clear. That’s the law.”

  “So they fired you?”

  “In effect. What they did was they axed my disability. They decided I was trouble and they wanted me outta there, which is why they cut my benefits. Said I had an attitude. No way I was going to put up with that, so I sued their asses off. We just settled last week. Seven hundred and fifty thou. Of course, when the check comes through, my attorney’s going to take his cut off the top, but I’m still going to end up with three sixty-five. My retirement fund. Pretty good, yes?”

  “That’s great.”

  “Meantime, I’m flat broke, but what are you going to do?”

  “What about Bibianna? Does she know you’re a cop?”

  “Does she know you’re a P.I.?”

  I shook my head to one side, his smile fading as he saw my expression shift. “You’re not investigating her?”

  I didn’t answer, which was answer enough.

  “What for?” he asked.

  I figured I might as well level with him. He’d find a way to get it out of me eventually. “Insurance fraud,” I said, watching for his reaction. If I’d hoped to surprise him, I was out of luck.

  “Who are you working for?”

  “California Fidelity.”

  “Can you make a case?”

  “Probably. By the time I’m done, at any rate,” I said.

  He looked away from me then, eyes straying toward the jukebox. I followed the line of his gaze, catching sight of Bibianna. A rainbow of lights played across her face. There was something about her ��� a dusky beauty, a physical perfection, that must have been irresistible, judging by the way he watched her. I saw her throw her head back and laugh, though the sound didn’t carry. She was flirting with the drummer, one hand resting lightly on his arm in a gesture both intimate and casual. The drummer was tall and skinny with a face like a collie, his eyes close together and glittering with chemical substances the human body doesn’t manufacture naturally. He was staring at her breasts, probably emitting the high-pitched, hopeful whine of a pup hoping for a Milk-Bone. She wasn’t looking at us, but every phrase in her body language conveyed her awareness of Jimmy. Tit for tat, as it were. She turned to the jukebox and dropped in some coins, making her selection carelessly. After a moment, the pounding began, some popular song that was all bass and percussion. Bibianna moved out onto the dance floor with the drummer in tow. He was practically wetting himself, he was so excited by her attention.

  “I always hated undercover,” Jimmy said, raising his voice to be heard. He was still watching Bibianna, who’d begun to move with the beat, pelvis rolling like she was doing aerobic exercises to develop her glutes.

  I took a sip of my beer, making no response. I’d never actually done undercover work myself, but I’d heard plenty, none of it good.

  His eyes came back to mine. “Tell her what you’re up to,” he said.

  “And blow this? You’re crazy. I’m not going to do that. And you better not tell her, either. This is my turf.”

  “I understand that.”

  “Then what’s the hesitation, Jimmy? I know that look.”

  “I’m crazy about this lady and I don’t want to see her hurt. I’ve been telling her for months she’s going to get caught. If she knows you’re on to her, she’ll clean up her act.”

  “That’s not my concern. She filed a fraudulent claim with CF, and God knows how many phony claims she’s filed with other carriers. I’m going to turn her ass in.”

  “She’s getting out of the business.”

  “I’ll bet.”

  “No, she really is. She filed that claim months ago, but I talked her out of it. She’s going straight, I swear.”

  “Dream on, Tate. Why not drop the claim, then, if she wants out?”

  “She did.”

  “Bullshit! She’s got a request for payment pending right this minute. I saw the damn thing myself. She’s sticking it to us, putting the pressure on for a quick settlement. That’s why the case was passed to me in the first place.”

  “I don’t believe it.”

  “Ask her.”

  His smile was pained. “I can’t very well do that without telling her what’s going on.”

  “Then you better find a way around it before I wrap this thing up.”

  “There’s more here than meets the eye.”

  “There’s always more than meets the eye. It’s usually crooked,” I replied.

  Jimmy’s troubled gaze strayed back to Bibianna. He watched her with absorption, rubbing his thumb across his lower lip. He didn’t want to believe me. His infatuation with the girl (and that’s what she was, a girl) had apparently clouded his perception. After years of dealing with scammers, he’d suddenly decided that this one could change her wicked ways like magic if it suited her. He’d forgotten just how addictive crime can be. Repeat offenders are motivated more by withdrawal symptoms than necessity.

  I’d never seen him caught up like this. In the past, his relationships with women had been easy to track, light-hearted forays with no emotional strings attached. A few laughs, some quick sex, a couple of weeks of companionship. I’m not sure how it appeared from their perspective. The women he dated were often smart but self-deluding, announcing up front that all they were looking for was fun and games when in fact they bonded with him at the drop of a hat and quickly shifted into emotional bait and switch. The turnabout became apparent in the way they looked at him, in their determination to be understanding, nonpossessive, compliant, and considerate. I’d watched eight or ten of these women pass through his life in a period of ten months. All were slim, attractive, bright, and competent ��� professional women with careers in advertising, sales, graphic arts, TV production. Each would become fixated, hooked by his availability, his casual charm, the sexuality that hovered in the air around him. They’d begin to service him, cooking meals, ironing shirts, subtly demonstrating how much better his life could be if they were somewhere on the premises. They’d begin to quiz him about his past relationships, trying to figure out what the last woman did wrong, trying to delete from their own behavior the qualities that had generated their predecessor’s demise. This phase was brief because Jimmy’s behavior would remain exactly the same throughout. Personal sacrifice netted these women nothing except, perhaps, a case of housemaid’s knee. He was irresponsible, as promiscuous as ever, though he tried to be polite. He never flaunted his indiscretions, but he made no secret of them, either, since nonexclusivity
was the agreement he and this latest girlfriend had started out with. Their anger would begin to surface because there was no payoff to the subservience. Each woman, in turn, would start to feel victimized, and Jimmy was the obvious target of the discontent. This, of course, provided him with the perfect justification to pull away from them. Within a month, never much more than two, they’d make some demand, perhaps complain, voicing barely controlled expressions of disappointment and rebuke. The minute that happened, Jimmy Tate was out the door without so much as a “Thank you, ma’am.” I’d never seen him look at one of them the way he looked at Bibianna Diaz.

  She returned to the table, where she arranged herself provocatively on Jimmy’s lap, straddling him, with her skirt hiked up to her crotch, her breasts so close to his face I thought he’d munch on them like cupcakes. I spent the next half hour having my hearing impaired by the music while Jimmy Tate and Bibianna Diaz exchanged steamy glances, (more or less) making love in an upright position with then-clothes on, the resulting friction scorching all the layers of fabric between them. The air smelled of desire, like the sweet perfume of wet grass after a rainstorm. That or cat spray.

  The band finished one number and began the next, the only slow song I’d heard all night. Bibianna went off to dance with someone else. Jimmy didn’t seem to mind. The fact that other men in the bar were seeking out her company apparently lent him stature. It also gave me time to figure out where his head was and whether he represented a help or a hindrance in my attempt to get close to Bibianna. Jimmy held his hand out. “Dance with me,” he said.

  Chapter 7

  *

  I put my hand in his and followed. He was one of those men who can make you feel like Ginger Rogers on the dance floor, conveying an entire set of suggestions in the way he applied pressure to the small of my back. He moved automatically while he scanned the bar, his gaze shifting restlessly across the room. It was behavior I recognized. There’s really no such thing as an “ex-cop” or a cop who’s “off-duty” or “retired.” Once trained, once indoctrinated, a cop is always alert, assessing reality in terms of its potential for illegal acts. Whatever Jimmy’s failings as a police officer, corruption being foremost, I couldn’t picture him doing anything else with his life. It was hard for me to believe he’d sabotaged himself so thoroughly, cutting himself off from the only work he’d ever cared about. It wasn’t really out of character for him, but it wasn’t smart. What was he going to do now? Retire to what?

  He sensed my preoccupation and refocused his attention. “Why so quiet?”

  “I was thinking about the trial, wondering how you got caught up in that stuff to begin with.”

  “I started out as a JD,” he reminded me.

  “You were twelve. You didn’t have anything at stake back then. I know you’ve had problems, but I never thought you were dirty.”

  “Lighten up. What’s that supposed to mean? I’m no dirtier than anybody else. Come on, Kinsey. You know how it is. I palmed cash sometimes. Hell, everybody does. I saw guys palming cash the first day I ever went to work. So it’s not like this was anything new ��� it just wasn’t organized. I didn’t cheat little old ladies out of their Social Security checks. These were fuckin’ coke dealers ��� human garbage. The worst. The money wasn’t even legal, but there it sat. You have any idea what it’s like to make a bust like that? You could have two hundred thousand ��� hell, half a million dollars ��� layin’ on the table in these nice neat stacks, all tied up with rubber bands. It doesn’t even seem real. It’s like funny money. Props. So who’s gonna point a finger if a stack of bills disappears? The launderers? Get real. Those guys repudiate cash on the spot because then you got no hard evidence. By the time it gets booked in, there’s twenty thousand less. Who knows where it went? Who even gives a shit?”

  “You were skimming off more than twenty thousand, from what the papers said. Didn’t it ever occur to you that you were being set up?”

  “Sergeant Renkes was rakin’ off four times the money we were, so why would I think he was setting us up? On the face of it, he had more to lose than we did.”

  “But why all the conspicuous consumption?” I said. “The newspapers talked about speedboats and condos… luxury cars. On a cop’s salary? Didn’t you think anybody’d notice?”

  Jimmy laughed. “Nobody said we were smart. I wanted the perks. We all did, and why not? So it turns out the whole thing was a setup. Maybe we shoulda guessed. Anyway, that’s why Bosco blew his brains out. Because we’d been stung and he couldn’t see any other way out. Renkes headed up the unit we were working… he set the game up, invited us to play, and then he turned us in. It was all departmental housecleaning, and Danny Renkes was the janitor.”

  “Did you know the bust was coming?”

  “In some ways, sure. There were rumors for months. Nobody really wanted to believe it. I was on disability by then, so I wasn’t an active player when the bust went down. I’d done my share, of course, and Renkes knew that. First time I heard the scuttlebutt, I started asking around. Everybody said the same thing. Run for cover, dude. Bail out. Get a lawyer before the shit hits the coast like a hurricane. I hired the smartest motherfucker in the business. Had to hock everything I owned to pay the man’s retainer, but it was worth every penny. Wilfred Brentnell. You ever heard of him?”

  “Who hasn’t? I was told the only case he ever lost was up here. Nikki Fife, remember her? I guess the Santa Teresa courts weren’t that impressed with his expertise.”

  “That’s the price you pay for living in the provinces. The man’s a whiz. First rate. They call him ‘Bent Willy’ because he’s got a finger crooked like that from some kind of accident.”

  “What about Renkes? Aren’t you bitter about him?”

  “I don’t hold it against him. I mean, I understand why the man did it. I wouldn’t have done it myself, but then I wasn’t caught first like he was. I didn’t have the DA breathin’ down my neck, cuttin’ deals.”

  “Deals?”

  “Shit, yes. They got him on another rap. You knew that, didn’t you?”

  I shook my head. “I only caught the story in fragments.”

  “Oh, yeah. They had that dude cold. Thing about Renkes is he sold out cheap. He got burnt. He should have taken it on the chin instead of blowin’ the whistle on the rest of us. But that’s life, right?”

  The music ended. We moved toward the table, passing Bibianna. Jimmy uttered a low growl and gripped her by the back of the neck, claiming her with his touch. She turned with a smile and he pulled her in against him in a hip-grinding embrace, probably meant to reassert his proprietary rights. Bibianna pushed him away, but she was laughing as she did it and the gesture had no force. He slung an arm across her shoulder in an affectionate hammerlock. They kissed again. I could feel my eyes roll heavenward. We sat down and ordered yet another round of beers.

  The noise level was rising, alcohol unleashing a manic babble of laughter and loud talk, with quarrelsome undertones. The air was gray with cigarette smoke, the sharp report of slammers coming down one after another in steady succession, like a trio of carpenters with hammers. The music started up again, this time with lighting effects added, guaranteed to send you into seizures. Out on the dance floor, a drunk toppled backward, crashing into a table. A shriek went up, a chair broke, glasses flew in a spray of glass shards and tequila. Jimmy and Bibianna didn’t seem to notice. They were doing a sit-down version of the dirty-boogey, imitating all those terrible movie scenes where couples tongue each other on the screen and chew each other’s lips. Being with lovers can be such a trial to those of us who are celibate. The very air was charged, sparks leaped between them in a nearly imperceptible arc. Every time their eyes locked, I could sense their underwear getting damp.

  I glanced at my watch: eleven-fifteen. Enough of this. I scraped my chair back. “That’s it for me,” I said. “Time to go. Good night. It’s been great.” It took a while to get their attention. Jimmy managed to pull out of
a nosedive of a kiss. He looked up at me with heavy-lidded surprise, still breathing hard.

  “Hope I didn’t interrupt anything,” I said.

  Lust had slowed his responses and I could see him grope for his speaking voice. “Don’t go,” he croaked. “Stick around. We need to talk.”

  “About what?”

  Bibianna had to lean forward in order to be heard, but she seemed pretty cool by comparison. “Too noisy here. We’re going next door to grab a bite to eat. Why don’t you come with us?”

  I was torn, I confess. I’d spent much of the day setting up the contact and I knew I’d be smart to cement the relationship. There was a possibility, of course, that Jimmy Tate might reveal the truth about my identity, but I thought I could trust him to keep his mouth shut. At the moment, he seemed more concerned about getting laid. They were teasing themselves, postponing the inevitable, while I was only marking time. Oh, hell, I thought, I’m going to end up alone in my bed anyway, so why rush? I zipped up my leather jacket while I waited for them to disentangle all the various body parts. As we moved through the crowd toward the front door, I got a couple of offers, but I didn’t take them seriously. Both were addressed to “Hey, you… yeah, you…” accompanied by much display and posturing. One kid looked like he was sixteen. The other had a big gold tooth sticking out in front.

  The three of us left the bar, stepping into a light rain. Jimmy grabbed Bibianna’s hand and they began to run. I trotted behind them, catching up when they reached the little restaurant three doors down. After the high-decibel racket in the bar, the cafe we entered was as quiet as a deprivation tank. Bourbon Street was small, essentially one long, narrow room that resembled a mock New Orleans alleyway. The walls were brick, broken up by a series of false windows and doorways, backlighted to create the illusion of warm interiors. A series of balconies jutted out at the level of the second floor, suggesting a gallery of apartments surrounded by wrought-iron railings, the pseudo-French Quarter setting complete with wall-mounted lamps in which tapered light bulbs flickered like windblown candles. Fake green ivy snaked its way up the wall, looking so real I could have sworn I smelled the breeze that seemed to rattle through the leaves.